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hey I'm Dan I'm also

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Dan B V new power

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bottoms we're playing [__] double

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welcome back to the gamest Grumps that

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you know I don't like the way that this

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boat is looking at you he's got a nose

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that is gigantic and disgusting too and

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I hate his [__] face I am a Jew hey

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welcome Pokemon welcome back to game

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grubs it is 3:00 in the morning who

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cares I am so tired oh don't worry about

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it we got Pokemon to keep us awake we

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got Pokemon to Keep Us Alive and in in

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in in in in in in in in in in sharp

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welcome back to game

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gums what was that you can take selfies

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in this game are you serious yeah you

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just like be like Yay look at that

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Lantern and then just take a

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picture and even add an Instagram filter

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for you that's hysterical I need sepia

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tones like what's

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that that boss up

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there he's

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like and I'm

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[Laughter]

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all now this guy up here oh my god

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dude it's

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like and I'm

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all

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uh okay okay yeah we're playing Canada

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hunt the game where you hunt Canadians

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and uh we haven't even loaded up the

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game yet and already it's a it's a gift

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yes because uh well listen to

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this Jesus Christ if I dude if I was

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alone in this office and you like snuck

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in and played that super loud I would I

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would have a nervous breakdown but look

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at listen listen to how like it just

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goes and it goes and then it keeps and

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it's just like it's like

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[Music]

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wailing oh my God welcome back

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to

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[__] did you just call her did you just

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call her

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show [__] this watch this oh yeah nailed

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see those [__] magic mic fingers

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going up your

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Co it's a marine playground for lots of

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fish I'm sure you'll just love

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it my mom adopted

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um hold on a

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sec what is it oh God it's a [__]

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what Jesus Christ pulls out the Harpoon

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[Laughter]

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Gun stay back stay

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back kill it with

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fire it's so rare to see one we might

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never get this chance again let's go in

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his mouth this could be our only chance

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to kill

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it hit up that limb grave Tinder

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new

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location here we go o the ladies of

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limbra are looking a little rough all

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right but you know what it's okay this

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is Sandra she's 3,000 years old I've got

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an open mind

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Sagittarius she's got 20

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limbs no

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problem kind of Walks Like a crab person

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this is Greg he's got one human foot and

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the rest of him is [__]

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oh

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boy grab your reward Aaron you've earned

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it let me just open

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that oh no oh it's really on fire

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it's oh God

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[__]

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[__] oh my god spider kiss spider punch

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spider kiss

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spider pun spider P spider

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kiss all right well I got to grab them

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and give them to

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[Laughter]

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her starts shooting lasers out of her

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eyes you shouldn't have unlocked the

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power yo lad this the place ain't it so

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what is it they buried

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again key

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key key good job good

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spelling climbing down the ladder

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climbing down the ladder with the

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swinging camera swinging camera uh

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swinging camera uh climbing down the

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ladder hit the dock let's go back up the

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ladder

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no the

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sh to the land and

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I'm hey in the between the M crotches my

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penis

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oh God it's Clifford The Big Red stab

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wound that was a three episode ordeal

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man mother get my celebratory clean

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diaper no I don't know what it is what

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do you think it is Aon I want the

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oatmeal with the cinnamon raisin in it

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not not the brown sugar did this guy

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gave me the brown sugar why are they

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using this clip of a bored woman sitting

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to he barking orders at

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somebody they didn't get me the proper

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oatmeal they're really uh well then just

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help yourself to that torch

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there oh [__] oh [__] oh [__] oh [__] I

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don't any Estus flasks

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die oh jeez Louise

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okay all right everybody's dead yeah my

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wife mother-in-law and uncle died okay

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but your son is very

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sick well good thing I have $5 to spend

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on him Jesus Christ really good

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stuff oh okay your entire family is dead

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is that a fail State the ministry of

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labor focuses on aristo's future

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growth workers are expected to support

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large Healthy

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Families Your Position will be filled by

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someone more appropriate oh [__] oh man

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just cuz my family died

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real nice Aaron what are you doing today

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I don't know yet we can visit some

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friends sounds good I like visiting

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friends very much what the [__] is

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happen

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bang what I don't think you're PR hey

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again travel around oh [__] where where

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I didn't even see him didn't even see

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him did you

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what the [__] yeah I thought you got him

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that

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time didn't get

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him there you

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go a God [__] Christmas dude I think

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you got to hit him with that first shot

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no you

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don't [__] off [__] off [__] this game

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mm it's pretty hard isn't it oh [__]

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what how the hell I got him yeah watch

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out for the one on the ground

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the object of the game is to shoot the

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guys you

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know what

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um what mind the piss

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stain everything was a okay till it

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showed up till it showed up and started

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blowing up buildings left right

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something's he's doing it on

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purpose why do you say that look here's

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a letter here's a letter from it

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he says he's going to take us down mark

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my

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[Music]

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wolf did you point in the heart of

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America did you point what do you mean

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did you point what does that mean did

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you point what is did you God that guy

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go that

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fast [__] this [__] what sucks what just

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happened I don't know holy crap you

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think I know what happened I don't know

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what do you mean did you point did you

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Point did you get

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points I don't know he was Bewitched by

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the power of immortality it scab

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bestowed he and then he started looking

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all evil and [__] when he got

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it damn I mean look at him a world of

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horror his shoulders are taller than he

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is this will be cool it's not cool all

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your he killed

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everyone is that called the end

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bomb Oh oh my

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god oh the disc I got the disc gasp open

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the door open the door open the door I

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got the disc okay jeez open the door

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calm your tit* open the door whoa disc

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you took my disc oh sick don't take my

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disc got a disc bro I'm I'm running away

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with it all right get no get in the

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[__] door you need to get in the door

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are you kidding it's a club mix by

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Eiffel 65 godamn it

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I'm the door is anymore oh W okay cool

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I'm going to go over here and look

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around huh oh nice coffee mug yo listen

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up this is a story of a blue thing and

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all this [__] is

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blue it's so [__] weird everybody

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that you love is blue transformed into

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blue people all of the teenage turtles

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are blue except for three of them and

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there are four I'm blue and I'm a d I'm

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a

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I also had this part in the dream where

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like you know the trees are on fire and

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like there was a crab fing me around and

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he was like [__] your father [__] your

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father [__] your father a hello sir oh a

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rare steak we don't have those prepared

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right

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now um um

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um everything's under control [__] oh

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wait can I get up through here get yeah

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God damn it how do you pick it up just

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pick it up with y

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[Laughter]

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got

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it I believe in you

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chocolate you're not very good at this

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game oh I got

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me oh my god oh Jesus CH was that

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intentional oh no I don't think so oh no

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I think the music's winging out jumping

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way too

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late oh my God this is how it's supposed

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to

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be say putting all I say you're shutting

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[Laughter]

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down

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[Laughter]

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rebooting you just talk to her too long

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and her ability to speak just starts to

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like Decay slowly that font reminds me

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so much of like old school computer

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paper where it would have like the holes

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on the side dot matrix and like people

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think of printers as like and it's done

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but like it used to have to be like

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for every [__] line oh my God can you

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do that

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again holy [__] it's like half an hour

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of that to print out one

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page Aaron go [__] get yourself I

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don't want to do it I'm not attracted to

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myself I'm attracted to girls do it for

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my dad no I don't want to do it for your

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dad if I did it they do it for me or for

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you I don't really know you dead God

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no where's

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Andora there's so many places that

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aren't Andora where the hell is

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Adora all right I told you my friend

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John uh would said it would be amazing

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if Scatman made those sounds while he

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was falling downstairs

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oh yeah man oh

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yeah just wonderful

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[__] just the best this is so stupid but

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you can picture it so clearly can you

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yes

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like at the exact same Pace too like his

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[__] limbs are all

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floppy is it is it oh who no no I'm not

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playing with an emulator I'm not at all

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don't don't ah [__] ah how do I get out

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of here Aaron oh jeez and on Christmas

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I'm screenshot real quick what was it

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you were yelling when we were recording

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the star Bob song like you're always

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after my

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these p f [__] you Jim [__] you get out

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of my store the [__] out of my store Jim

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oh stealing my Reese's

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Pieces buying up all my Starburst oh man

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that's my best selling product I love

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that character starbur is the hardest to

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restock got to call up the company

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directly he was yelling that at our

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producer Jim roach who was dying [__]

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you Jim hello Mrs wither

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be how are

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you sorry I can't get control of it can

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I borrow some

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nutmeg help do you have any extra

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propane tanks

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what Mrs wither

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be

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help who does not love a good mac and

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cheese everybody loves mac and cheese

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chicken alfredo mac and cheese [__]

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lasagna mac and cheese with some meat in

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it it's all mac and cheese dude rigatoni

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well that's just a noodle but if you put

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cheese on it then it becomes mac and

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cheese do you see what I'm going with

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this hey Billy what was your favorite

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game grumps episode I really like the

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one where I talked about macaroni for a

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long

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time the bananas has gone

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bad if you visit London you might just

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see the queen ooh

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about

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that

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oh did we oh okay oh my god

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really oh my

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goodness I can't

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believe holy [__] dude I was not that I

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was not prepared

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for I don't understand why the Chinese

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don't just use forks and spoons

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the [__] so they went back in and were

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like 911 could you get down here and she

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was like I'm there already no problem

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I'm 6t from your house see

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that you just sit here in this closed

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[__] sealed door that you can't get

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out of here put on this

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bracelet and this one too they

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match they're connected so you'll never

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lose

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one take this take this take this take

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this take this take this take

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this it's like a Chinese dog

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yeah

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no there oh he is Chinese Yu oh I wasn't

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just being racist God uh Hi D young

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I wasn't even being racist oh

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hero i s something from you

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gong dude that's a brodia waiting to

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happen where's the dicks pull them

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out the [__]

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[Laughter]

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no spunk but what we

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make you cannot defeat me

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child I am much too powerful for this

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world oh I can't even fathom my

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uncontrollable power yeah yeah he D no

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Aaron what are you doing today this is

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not the time are you going on ADV

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adventure well that's great because I'm

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want to go to b s adventure with you my

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friend Dan come

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on well I appeared to be stuck really

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yes oh no like like it froze on you no

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I'm just I'm stuck in the

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electricity what how do you are you

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serious yeah

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oh did you notice how the the light

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forms a W for Wind

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Waker pan back pan back I swear it's

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true did you notice if you look upside

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down it actually forms an M for make no

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mistake you're an

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idiot no look it's a totally makes a W

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for the wind for what the [__] are you

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looking at for wow that's a

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stretch pour that juice in there make it

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juicy why don't we just start with that

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okay hello welcome to game

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grubs I'm currently applying a little uh

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sugary powder to this water I'm drinking

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yeah yeah and and uh

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Aaron decided to provide some commentary

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on it that uh that will stick with me

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through this entire

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beverage shut up to get this fly make it

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juicy

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juicy all right so here's some guys you

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can put you can put that Al along with

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chitara on your list of things that if

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you were by yourself on a subway and you

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just said like people would definitely

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inch away from being yeah put some juice

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in there like just it's real quiet like

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people are reading a book most people

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are on their phones and then you just

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like look up slowly and you're like

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juicy oh

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[__] who is this

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guy who's this funny fellow if you got

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heartburn I'll tell you what you need to

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go you need to get PR sick you know what

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get her done that's shockingly like what

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it's

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I mean almost word for word I eat ribs

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every day and I love it but I'll tell

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you what one more thing about what how

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much ribs I eat a lot PRC eat PRC eat

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PRC consume

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PR almost positive he doesn't phrase it

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like that it's like oh oh is is that

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really the first time you're going to

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introduce

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the I'm sorry go on after waiting a bit

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was that legit oh yeah hit me with

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Virginia it's my favorite state slavery

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was introduced into what would become

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the US in this Virginia settlment in

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1619 it's my favorite scene now not then

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oh this is great this is great shut the

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[__] up

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[Music]

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okay oh my God

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the bushes are

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[__] good

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[Laughter]

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song yay I like to take the escalator

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cuz it's easy on my

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knees I was driving by um we record uh

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like the ninja sex party songs and stuff

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in a place in Arcadia and there's a lot

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of restaurants there and uh I drove past

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this little gem Kevin can you put that

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up for a second young

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dong they have to know right young dong

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young dog it's like not even in small

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font you know like yeah there had to

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have been some [__] like some [__]

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like y'all know your son says young dong

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out there you know what dong means right

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now I don't know what dong means in your

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country but here it means big floppy

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dick don't do it don't jump I'm going to

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jump my muu look closely at the clothes

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link is

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wearing you really think changing your

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clothes is going to make me you're

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gorgeous you're abs and pecs not well

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defined but definitely newbile

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what that is the Zora armor lady mffa

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made that by Han and yet it fits you

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perfectly what is the meaning of this

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now you understand do you not they were

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[__] like crazy [__] why don't you

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get that she rode his hilly dick hilly

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dick all [__]

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night his Elven dick throughout the land

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from the Seas of the Zoro to the

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mountains of

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lanu this is the man who drained his

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nugs in

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mea all right fine I get

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it Jesus don't have to spell it out for

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me I've drained my nugs once or twice in

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my day obviously just into the sea

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though I mean [__] look at me I am a

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nightmare H I never would have imagined

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she would make that special armor for

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one such as

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he you

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[__] oh my God all right I've never

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done this before all right all right all

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right all right I'm holding the apple

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Jesus you put it on a table and then you

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cut it oh [__] is wrong with you sorry I

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didn't okay oh should I have not chopped

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the cheese you don't need to chop the

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cheese no no no don't chop the cheese

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you want cheese slices oh God do I have

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to chop the nuts [__] hurry up no you

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don't need to chop the nut theut you

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need the

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nuts uh uh medium steak well done steak

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all right I'm just going to throw the

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plate away uh medium steak don't throw

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the plate away what the hell are you

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doing we have to cut our losses did you

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pull my lever

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yeah what you think I just put that

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there for people to pull all willy

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Dilly put a quarter in the jar yeah piss

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in the bowl

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maybe you're a hunter and you're spying

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on them through a sniper rifle and you

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just at one point just says press a to

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shoot take the

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shot

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huh my God [__] you you 50 piece of [__]

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wait did I actually get the 50 I think

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he gave you credit for the

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50 what the

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[__] this [__] game even in the video

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Game World these carnival games are

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rigged as [__] grab my hand grab my hand

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got it Aaron grab my hand grab my hand

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my hand Aaron grab it grab my hand Aaron

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no no

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Aaron why don't you grab my hand meet me

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in the mberry patch all right we're

00:25:48

fine grab

00:25:50

it all right I guess [__] the coin

00:25:54

then grab my coin

00:25:59

[Music]

00:26:00

yeah yay wait what's that thing that

00:26:04

came out on the bottom here can could

00:26:06

you could you give me a kiss real quick

00:26:07

grab my

00:26:10

kiss let's see let's see oh my God could

00:26:15

you let me see come on God I gave you a

00:26:19

lace parasol she is just a te set Not

00:26:23

That Into You a bracelet got to take

00:26:25

that hint bro I am in love love with you

00:26:29

you got to let it go I want to put my

00:26:31

face between your boobs oh so now

00:26:34

they're full so you can get across they

00:26:36

don't want to eat you yeah I did it but

00:26:40

unfortunately a crocodile's desire for

00:26:42

food is

00:26:43

insatiable or she like crosses the

00:26:45

crocodiles and he's like I'm

00:26:49

gay he's

00:26:52

gay you must die I love how he greets

00:26:55

you he's kind of cool looking hello hey

00:26:58

you must die yeah welcome

00:27:01

yeah you must

00:27:08

die will you be staying for dinner you

00:27:11

must [Laughter]

00:27:13

die here's your gift bag you must

00:27:20

die welcome to Walmart you must

00:27:24

die so here I am just be

00:27:28

again right right he was

00:27:32

all and then when I stabbed him he was

00:27:36

like what was that skull in the

00:27:38

background

00:27:42

like hey again how's it going so good

00:27:45

[__] please uh [__] quickly I need

00:27:48

I need to I need you to do it before

00:27:49

Frank gets

00:27:50

here okay [__] yeah let's do

00:27:53

it oh oh penis oh penis sorry I forgot

00:27:56

how this works oh no no not Amy am this

00:28:00

is the worst no not Amy

00:28:07

no

00:28:11

why God God damn you Amy

00:28:15

[Laughter]

00:28:19

[__] Jesus it was it was cenic [__]

00:28:23

or whatever come on it was Ashley

00:28:26

bedroom she you got to be [__]

00:28:29

kidding me I thought there was like

00:28:30

nothing standing in my way that's so

00:28:32

funny that's so [__] funny I have to

00:28:35

nudge Rachel out of the room again get

00:28:38

get oh she's going she's going she's

00:28:39

going she going she going she going she

00:28:40

going she going she going she going she

00:28:42

going she going she

00:28:43

going you stay in there you stay in

00:28:46

there right now you stay in there I

00:28:48

going so fast so that Amy doesn't

00:28:49

[__] come in here yes talk good uh

00:28:52

alcohol yes let's do it great

00:28:55

plan get the [__] out of here Madison

00:28:58

get out of here Madison get the [__]

00:29:03

out it appears to be loost I swear to

00:29:05

God you are not getting in that

00:29:07

bedroom she lives

00:29:10

here okay

00:29:12

close blow j*b

00:29:16

now [__] yeah he take your penis out

00:29:19

Frank Frank oh my penis oh [__] Frank

00:29:23

Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank

00:29:25

Frank Frank

00:29:28

please God be frank please be Frank this

00:29:31

is so much like your actual fantasy God

00:29:35

where is

00:29:36

Frank he's coming he's coming I'm

00:29:39

telling you Frank is coming oh my God

00:29:42

what if I took off her top I don't know

00:29:43

Aaron is this really the time inspect

00:29:46

okay cool uh great uh uh uh hurry up

00:29:50

don't don't don't not too fast slower

00:29:51

slower slower slower slower

00:29:53

slow slower I'm waiting for someone

00:29:58

Jesus Christ yeah it feels great Frank

00:30:01

hurry Frank Frank Frank I'm getting a

00:30:03

blow [Applause]

00:30:05

job oh I hear something oh I hear

00:30:07

footsteps I hear footsteps be yeah Frank

00:30:10

Frank hurry up

00:30:12

yes what the [__] dude my eyes are going

00:30:14

to be scared for life with this [__]

00:30:15

sorry Frank don't be scared don't be

00:30:18

scared are you just going

00:30:20

to yeah yeah you really look scarred for

00:30:22

life yeah yeah this this looks rough so

00:30:25

uh damn how it's going

00:30:29

do you still think I'm gay Frank IUD oh

00:30:32

my God you're getting a blow j*b right

00:30:34

now see now that I was wrong I can't

00:30:37

deny what I saw happening right in front

00:30:39

of my own eyes here's the condom you

00:30:41

asked for thank you thank

00:30:44

you oh I just big guy yeah I feel

00:30:47

greates you it's been a real pleasure

00:30:49

sorry sorry I spoed on you when Frank

00:30:51

was in here uh oh my penis right say a

00:30:54

nice friendly greeting hi Pikachu who's

00:30:57

my friend

00:30:59

P he didn't like it he he did like it

00:31:02

look at his happy face Pikachu I love

00:31:05

you I love you be mine

00:31:07

[Music]

00:31:09

Pikachu not into it you ungrateful

00:31:12

little [__] all right say a nice

00:31:14

friendly greeting over to you Aon [__]

00:31:17

you you dumb [__] Pikachu [__] you in

00:31:20

your ass you [__] yellow

00:31:24

prick you like that y

00:31:29

whoa sorry to interrupt sir you're shark

00:31:32

pushing don't tell your grandma I've

00:31:34

been pushing

00:31:37

sharks this no

00:31:39

fish

00:31:41

okay sooka essential on me

00:31:49

kex you know damn well this is fish

00:31:55

[Laughter]

00:32:01

oh my God I think we might just call

00:32:03

this an

00:32:04

episode [__] codex is playing with

00:32:07

why fish fish why

00:32:09

fish I don't know

00:32:11

codex why not fish why not fish I'm

00:32:16

going to see if I can land directly on

00:32:17

these horses ooh that'll feel good on

00:32:21

the oh my

00:32:23

god oh [__] I jumped off oh doctor yeah

00:32:28

doctor I exploded a ball I don't know

00:32:29

how it

00:32:30

happened I didn't even know you could do

00:32:33

that that was really

00:32:35

impressive oh she's putting the hand on

00:32:38

the cheek oh the kiss on the

00:32:42

forehead oh I have to call

00:32:44

my hold on I'm calling my own mom okay

00:32:47

hold on all right quick

00:32:50

mom I went to

00:32:53

voicemail wow that eagle that last

00:32:56

Eagle's pretty brave

00:32:58

definitely doesn't know death is

00:33:00

standing two feet to its right oh

00:33:04

neither did you for that matter hello

00:33:07

excuse

00:33:08

me looking at the

00:33:12

Eagle that was my distraction

00:33:15

Eagle oh

00:33:18

God the whatever just shot you was like

00:33:21

looking at my skelan that was my

00:33:23

distraction skele like it's never ending

00:33:26

Domino chain of worsening

00:33:29

enemies wait you were playing

00:33:32

me like a damn

00:33:35

fiddle was it actually for the bit you

00:33:37

guys that's like when you make a bit

00:33:40

with Jory and it's like a rude joke

00:33:42

afterwards he'll come on be like hey I

00:33:43

just want to let you know like that was

00:33:44

just a big oh my God I know don't they

00:33:47

didn't notice so don't worry okay just

00:33:48

don't don't make a scene or anything

00:33:50

what you don't make a scene

00:33:54

no come on guys what the [__] what [__]

00:34:00

off no I didn't do anything [__] your

00:34:02

[__] I don't know what you're talking

00:34:03

about I my God why you being so weird

00:34:07

[__] company why are you being so

00:34:08

weird right now we worked hard for those

00:34:10

Stars yeah well I worked hard trying to

00:34:12

steal it okay you that was the most

00:34:15

insane nobody likes a fe my bike got

00:34:18

stolen this week you're reminded me of

00:34:19

the person who stole my [__] bike all

00:34:21

right well I'm sorry that's your problem

00:34:22

though what well look at it the way you

00:34:24

play the game maybe you stole my [__]

00:34:26

bike oh maybe I did how about that

00:34:28

oh just [__] you Dan cool let's get a

00:34:30

star I'm putting you down in the police

00:34:34

report he looked tall and stupid and he

00:34:37

had a dumb streak in his hair and he's

00:34:40

my boss named Aaron

00:34:44

Hansen but more so than my boss I

00:34:46

thought he was my

00:34:50

friend and I think that's what's most

00:34:53

disappointed I can really do this

00:34:57

[Laughter]

00:34:58

I am the king I am so I am the king of

00:35:01

crowns I'm like forever

00:35:04

alone come on up oh [__] oh

00:35:08

[__] what is happening I got to get back

00:35:11

up there where are you no don't don't

00:35:13

get my crown I'll [__] kill you I'll

00:35:17

[__] kill you no don't it's

00:35:20

mine don't get me no I hate you

00:35:24

sir my C [__]

00:35:28

ah oh my God now you on the other side

00:35:31

[__] you can't get oh

00:35:34

[__] no I'm ready don't you [__] get

00:35:37

my here you son of a [__] I'm out of oh

00:35:39

[__] not the [__] red no no

00:35:43

no stay away yeah get up don't get that

00:35:47

CRA

00:35:50

[__] next time my game

00:35:53

GRS F you it's around

00:35:58

I want it oh it's very

00:36:01

nerve-racking no I'll get you no oh I

00:36:05

did not get the Mad air I was hoping for

00:36:07

it's mine it's mine it's mine

00:36:11

no you son of a [__] a [__] yeah yes

00:36:16

no no [__] no yeah I will lovech myself

00:36:22

to

00:36:23

safety it's mine no no no

00:36:28

no

00:36:30

no [__] [__]

00:36:33

Barrel no it's mine the crow is mine the

00:36:37

crow is mine the crow is mine yeah

00:36:41

yeah [__] yeah no no you can't have it

00:36:46

no I want it Barry do something I don't

00:36:50

even know who's who

00:36:52

anymore oh God yeah he's [__] did I just

00:36:55

get blown 1,000 feet away ah yes wait

00:36:58

wait wait

00:37:00

yes see you all right apparently there's

00:37:03

a sensor nudity button that's a good

00:37:05

sign which is always a good sign yeah I

00:37:08

noticed you didn't click it uh welcome

00:37:11

back to house party we should say that

00:37:13

first should I I should probably click

00:37:15

the sensor nude n no no I want to see it

00:37:19

[__] M Ryan could do that [__] no

00:37:21

they're going to they might cut out

00:37:22

scenes though thank you says them they

00:37:26

it's on the screen [__] you Matt Ryan

00:37:29

what the carbunkle ate

00:37:31

itself what does that

00:37:35

mean it's disturbing to see that toad

00:37:38

with a spear by the way oh yeah like

00:37:40

Army toad damn everybody

00:37:44

March oh wa this took a [__] really

00:37:47

serious turn yeah that's why they got

00:37:48

the Spears now they're like fight launch

00:37:52

the

00:37:53

Cannons you see like limbs flying

00:37:56

everywhere oh God

00:37:58

we won't let those [__] take this

00:38:02

land isn't that right toes

00:38:07

right what's your

00:38:10

name I are you going to say

00:38:14

anything

00:38:19

SL think about her face with you saying

00:38:23

that after a huge pause did I get that

00:38:26

right SL

00:38:29

you

00:38:31

sure

00:38:33

SL strange it sounds somehow familiar oh

00:38:38

yeah I remember I barfed once and made

00:38:40

that sound

00:38:42

slurp okay then

00:38:45

slur I'm going to tell you the secret of

00:38:48

the Sacred realm she she's giving you

00:38:50

that face like you're really stupid I'm

00:38:53

going to tell you the secret of the

00:38:56

Sacred Realm

00:38:58

it's been passed down by the Royal

00:39:01

Family Once Upon A Time are you

00:39:05

following me please keep this a

00:39:09

secret from everyone no

00:39:13

no what the

00:39:16

[Music]

00:39:17

[__] please is your second chance no

00:39:22

what are you trying to do Aon you are

00:39:23

such a piece of [__] please keep it a

00:39:27

secret from

00:39:29

everyone okay I knew it I trust

00:39:32

you hey welcome back to [__] Dan okay

00:39:37

finally here we

00:39:39

go Dan's [__] Leading The Way with

00:39:42

his [__] 27 points or whatever the

00:39:44

[__] and I have like 19 and [__]

00:39:48

has three stars stole one of my

00:39:50

stars I stole it back but it's the

00:39:54

principle of the

00:39:55

matter I get

00:39:57

confused but once they come down one

00:40:00

more time then you're good to go but I'm

00:40:03

confused D I need the wisdom of a father

00:40:07

figure oh Danny if only I could call my

00:40:10

dad but I don't know his

00:40:12

number I didn't put it in my phone okay

00:40:16

who doesn't have your Dad's number in

00:40:18

your phone when I heard she made it

00:40:20

herself man no way was I going to let

00:40:22

some scrawny clown snatch that prize for

00:40:24

me some scrawny clown snatch

00:40:31

that's what the prize

00:40:33

is I can't wait to win that scrawny

00:40:36

clown snatch oh the lawn mower um mow

00:40:40

him down baby yeah all right all right

00:40:42

I'll do it come on it's fun I'll do it

00:40:43

for you it's fun times um a [__] hor

00:40:48

this oh God

00:40:50

no I oh God hold on uh [__] I don't know

00:40:55

how to do it bang bang bang bang bang oh

00:40:58

here we go uh lawn mower I me to pick it

00:41:01

up

00:41:02

[__] oh I'm bad at the zombie apocalypse

00:41:06

oh jeez oh J oh no [__] get

00:41:09

him get him off oh this is taking a

00:41:13

Terri top of me I hit the wrong

00:41:17

button all I wanted was a lawn mower now

00:41:21

they're all around my Katana oh jeez

00:41:25

what

00:41:28

oh boy I can't

00:41:30

lose I'm the video game boy I'm the one

00:41:34

who

00:41:38

wins [__]

00:41:42

the got oh my God oh my God oh the cly

00:41:47

away oh what the [__] oh my God W I'm so

00:41:52

high right now

00:41:55

[Applause]

00:41:58

ah I'm just going to watch

00:42:00

you oh my God you will how can you

00:42:04

survive I can't control myself oh I'm

00:42:07

going down I'm going down no he'll never

00:42:11

make it I'm going down fast oh

00:42:15

yeah he's fine boy oh man next time on

00:42:20

Game Grumps

00:42:22

woo oh

00:42:25

[__] your will be WEA

00:42:28

Carl I got some bread from the nearby

00:42:31

Bakery and went to the

00:42:33

park I stayed there for

00:42:36

hours I fell asleep crazy things

00:42:39

happened the British

00:42:42

invaded everything exploded Godzilla

00:42:45

attacked and there were screaming

00:42:48

children also the park willed with green

00:42:51

is my favorite over the weekends and

00:42:54

holidays there's a lot of family with

00:42:56

little kids VIs

00:42:57

buttering the

00:43:00

week what does that mean I think they

00:43:03

meant to say but

00:43:08

during the crowd was closer than I

00:43:10

thought I looked down on my foot and

00:43:12

there was a two cat

00:43:15

feet I would assume you just found out

00:43:18

about it as in you did the what if I

00:43:21

told 23 sco or whatever it's called 23

00:43:24

sco

00:43:30

do you want to know what you've been

00:43:31

lying to your friends about 23 sco

00:43:34

what's it actually called give us your

00:43:36

blood and we'll give you some

00:43:37

[Applause] [Music]

00:43:38

dates I'm not I'm not going to make it

00:43:41

through dude hold

00:43:42

on there's there's a baby we got to save

00:43:45

it that baby is not a baby oh there's

00:43:47

another baby that is a jelly bean with a

00:43:49

face uh did she do any other songs is

00:43:53

that her EP just two songs she no she

00:43:55

just had a bunch of hits really yeah

00:43:57

she's very talented man she must be a

00:43:59

boxer then she had a lot of

00:44:02

hits dude just just pity laugh at least

00:44:06

no it's because I'm trying to think of

00:44:07

the song like Aaron Hansen is the

00:44:10

funniest man

00:44:12

alive just pity laugh

00:44:17

please dude a trip to Maine oh my God

00:44:20

holy [__] the US's 38th most visited

00:44:24

state

00:44:27

visit the world's second favorite

00:44:30

Portland old 45s you know that song by

00:44:33

them uh yeah yeah that's a good one

00:44:39

um 45 yeah I can't think of how it goes

00:44:42

now that I yeah I'm trying to remember

00:44:44

it but I know I like

00:44:46

it and and it on Old 45 yeah that's

00:44:55

it I'm trying to

00:44:58

remember okay I can hear it in my head

00:45:02

but I can't replicate it it's like a

00:45:03

feel you can hear it in your head and

00:45:05

that's what comes out it's a feeling in

00:45:07

my head I can feel

00:45:09

it um whoa whoa these things are weird

00:45:13

upside down got it oh no I don't like

00:45:17

that oh

00:45:19

45s

00:45:21

Aaron that's what it

00:45:25

sounds that doesn't sound

00:45:27

yeah said put on put record on and put

00:45:31

it in all 45 some [__] like that I don't

00:45:35

know that sounds closer to [__] get

00:45:38

schwifty from Rick and Morty than it

00:45:40

does the Chromo song Rec it

00:45:45

on

00:45:47

45s right that's [__] it's

00:45:50

close I feel like it's let go of me let

00:45:53

go let go all right [__] I'm going to

00:45:58

it's it's I'm serious like [__]

00:46:00

listen to this and remember how I'm

00:46:01

saying it something put W

00:46:09

on oh oh 45s like he says it like

00:46:15

that put a record on you are

00:46:19

embarrassing both of

00:46:21

us that's what it

00:46:24

goes all right hang on

00:46:27

I'm telling you that's how the [__]

00:46:29

song goes okay oh yes wait can

00:46:34

you

00:46:44

here um

00:46:47

[Laughter]

00:47:02

oh God so

00:47:04

shameful pause the episode for God's

00:47:06

sake no it's say you think romance is

00:47:09

getting

00:47:11

old R you box for 45

00:47:15

P come back to me I told you that is

00:47:19

nothing like that's how it went put

00:47:22

record on

00:47:24

45 yes think romance is dead and

00:47:35

go back to me yeah okay oh my God

00:47:46

Aaron all right anyone at home if you

00:47:48

want to do a fun experiment go on

00:47:51

Spotify put on the chorus of old 45s by

00:47:54

uh Chromo and play it back to back back

00:47:57

with that with aon's rendition of it

00:48:01

before we figured out exactly what it

00:48:03

was and just uh tell me what you what

00:48:05

you really think I'm sure someone will

00:48:07

remix it to make it sound

00:48:09

perfect what's happening why is it what

00:48:12

what's wrong what am I doing wrong put

00:48:13

the dough need the dough get the

00:48:15

oil put the oil on Boom D does it no no

00:48:20

oh the there you go oh okay then put the

00:48:24

sauce Bo the cheese boom cheza I got to

00:48:27

chop it up put it on the pizza Flame the

00:48:30

pizza these customers are getting real

00:48:33

[__]

00:48:35

pissed oh

00:48:38

[__]

00:48:41

andp take it out Mama [__] me we got

00:48:45

a pizza over here hey what do you think

00:48:48

wait what the oh they wanted two pizzas

00:48:50

do I have to slice slice it up pizza

00:48:54

[__] oh got to put it on the plate put

00:48:56

on the [__] plate Mama

00:48:59

Mania chop it I put on the plate

00:49:01

[Laughter]

00:49:04

hurry Jesus Christ enjoy your pizza sir

00:49:07

we're all going to [__] die just a

00:49:09

slice of pizza just a [__] slice of

00:49:11

pizza get it off the counter I got to

00:49:14

give you the dirty plates put the plate

00:49:16

in the sink put it in the sink get it

00:49:18

off of there Aaron oh my God we're going

00:49:21

to lose take the pizza I'm taking a

00:49:23

pizza mama

00:49:25

pizza oh God I used to listen to that

00:49:27

song [__] nonstop it is the funniest

00:49:30

it's so good it's the and it's much like

00:49:32

any gay

00:49:34

anthem like the at the time it's not

00:49:37

apparent like YMCA like my dad had no

00:49:39

idea that was like uh talking about

00:49:43

blowing guys at the

00:49:46

YMCA like what what they just like to

00:49:50

spell whoa whoa

00:49:54

whoa hey kids what's your princess Sally

00:49:58

Sally yeah princess she's uh I don't

00:50:01

want to hear any of that Dan uh

00:50:04

confirmed as furry [__] either that's

00:50:07

that's hot no matter what I don't care

00:50:09

if you're in that's just

00:50:12

[Music]

00:50:14

hot sorry we know you've already seen

00:50:17

this part everybody but Aaron has

00:50:19

started speaking like Golem as the main

00:50:22

character and it's making this game so

00:50:25

much funnier

00:50:28

show me booies give me a few was a

00:50:36

pleasure I am losing my [__]

00:50:40

mind oh God we have been playing this

00:50:43

game for like 4 hours at least

00:50:47

Richard

00:50:49

hello my eyes SP just got

00:50:55

on so that'll do it yeah yeah yeah it's

00:50:58

pink oh my God that's awesome he's got a

00:51:02

pink shirt yeah awesome this is all

00:51:05

wrong this is all wrong I painted your

00:51:07

hair green here's dude

00:51:11

Sandstorm dude that's so weird I just

00:51:13

listened to that song the other day

00:51:15

really yeah cuz I have um I have a an

00:51:18

Alexa yeah the Amazon Echo mhm uh which

00:51:23

you know conspiracy theorists say you

00:51:25

shouldn't have cuz they're listening to

00:51:27

you yeah with their nefarious plots to

00:51:30

play Darude Sandstorm all over the

00:51:32

countryside again but I was like Alexa

00:51:35

play sand well Susie was actually she

00:51:37

was like play Sandstorm damn and then it

00:51:39

played Sandstorm and I was like Jesus we

00:51:42

were into this how does it how does it

00:51:44

go again um it's

00:51:50

like please continue

00:52:06

oh my God the whole song I also marked a

00:52:10

couple of IHOPs along the

00:52:12

way that's the International House at

00:52:15

pancakes this one has electric charging

00:52:19

station if you order the funny face

00:52:21

they'll bring you a pancake with

00:52:24

chocolate chips and cherries and whipped

00:52:27

cream in an arrangement that makes it

00:52:29

look like a

00:52:32

face thank you

00:52:34

D last time I went there my friend

00:52:37

didn't get pancakes he got the chicken

00:52:39

fingers I wouldn't recommend

00:52:42

it they just fry it straight from

00:52:46

Frozen so it's leather hard on the

00:52:49

outside and cold on the inside I was

00:52:53

like Brian what are you doing he was

00:52:55

like shut up to your know I know what

00:52:57

I'm

00:52:58

doing I don't want pancakes I want the

00:53:02

chicken I said fine fine and so he

00:53:05

feasted turn back around you're

00:53:09

gone oh no he's doing it oh [__] he's

00:53:11

doing it a [__] I'm [__] I'm straight

00:53:15

[__] I got to get the [__] out of here

00:53:19

yeah what Jesus oh [__] God damn I

00:53:25

got to get the [__] out of

00:53:28

here holy

00:53:31

[__] I'm running the [__] golet dude

00:53:35

oh [__]

00:53:41

okay no I fell

00:53:44

down a [__] next time I G Girl God damn

00:53:50

it it's a

00:53:51

spook oh oh oh it's starting to hurt

00:53:55

like it hurts when I eat Taco Bell too

00:53:58

much at late at night and I wake up in

00:53:59

the middle of the night and have to vom

00:54:01

somebody who doesn't know how to use

00:54:02

like a phone or like a phone system very

00:54:04

well just kind of you know it's like

00:54:06

would you like to accept a call from the

00:54:09

[__] is

00:54:11

I if not that is totally totally my dad

00:54:19

totally I like they they have not it

00:54:22

hasn't happened in so long with cuz with

00:54:24

cell phones and [__] but like when when

00:54:27

he used to call me during college it

00:54:28

would be like you have a call

00:54:34

from do you

00:54:37

accept when I pee in the shower I have

00:54:41

[__] impeccable aim oh yeah it's

00:54:43

incredible I I can where uh the drain I

00:54:47

can just like like Arc it like straight

00:54:49

into the drain I could be 20 ft away and

00:54:51

just nail it Jesus how big is your

00:54:53

shower uh pretty big bro it's not a

00:54:56

question of how big is my shower it's

00:54:57

how small is my

00:54:59

dick okay hot [__] you cat are you going

00:55:03

to let me wipe um don't don't screenshot

00:55:09

phone where's my phone hold on I have a

00:55:12

capture take it yeah thank you oh

00:55:15

perfect oh

00:55:18

boy they should have that on the cover

00:55:21

of all wet

00:55:22

naps would you stop [__] scoring

00:55:25

points on me you you [__] [__] God

00:55:28

damn it I'll never

00:55:31

stop you're such a you're [__] you're

00:55:35

such a little

00:55:37

[__] Tink what the [__] yeah dude don't

00:55:42

throw your sh this is how the all the

00:55:44

controllers got broken in the first

00:55:45

place [__] no pick up your

00:55:47

controller no there's no way you're a

00:55:49

[__] cheater you're such a sore loser

00:55:51

you're a cheater stop come on look at

00:55:54

that 192 the even possible this wasn't

00:55:57

even game gums versus until I've played

00:55:59

this game a thousand times and I've

00:56:01

never seen that much score before you

00:56:03

have never played my dad works at

00:56:05

[Laughter]

00:56:09

Nintendo Danny wins I guess

00:56:12

[Applause]

00:56:15

yay oh there's only one way to celebrate

00:56:18

this with the no knees broken leg

00:56:20

where's my mom dance I was talking

00:56:23

about check this [__] out I'm about to

00:56:26

[__] going to send oh no my Bramble

00:56:28

stick did you just throw it away I threw

00:56:30

my Bramble

00:56:33

stick Aron I'm a stupid

00:56:36

boy I guess the lead singer was like he

00:56:40

had made the effort to like learn a

00:56:41

little bit of English uh before he came

00:56:43

to uh to perform here which was a super

00:56:46

nice gesture but hilarious because like

00:56:49

his accent was very strong and uh so he

00:56:53

wanted to like get the crowd charged up

00:56:55

so he tried to do the the the are you

00:56:57

having fun thing like but it came out

00:57:00

are you having

00:57:01

fun me

00:57:07

to and then like because it was

00:57:10

Baltimore and like everyone eats crab

00:57:12

there that's like Baltimore's main dish

00:57:14

he tried to make a reference to that and

00:57:15

he was like do you eat a crab and

00:57:21

me oh man and then the next thing he

00:57:24

yelled was like something about

00:57:25

Baltimore but was so unintelligible it

00:57:27

was

00:57:35

like oh the baby's

00:57:36

[Laughter]

00:57:40

coming oh my God you just get so bad at

00:57:44

Lev that you have a

00:57:47

baby squeeze my

00:57:51

[Music]

00:57:52

hand su's just like screaming What's

00:57:55

happen

00:57:57

don't come in

00:57:59

here we have a

00:58:04

son what do you want to name

00:58:08

him Jesus Christ Big G to my private

00:58:15

pool you got it big

00:58:19

G do you want me to bring you a coffee

00:58:22

later I tell you how happy I am just to

00:58:24

take them under my own you mind if we

00:58:26

play pool in the background messing up

00:58:28

your

00:58:30

sound I don't know where you are I don't

00:58:32

know where I am

00:58:34

either oh

00:58:41

hello we only covered basic meteorology

00:58:44

in the academy hell we didn't hear about

00:58:46

this till you covered meteorology in

00:58:48

your Police Academy seems weird what are

00:58:50

you going to arrest a [__]

00:58:52

snowflake is that did is he in your

00:58:55

custom

00:58:58

you heartless

00:59:00

[__] what if Pepsi was pronounced pepsy

00:59:04

wouldn't that just change everything

00:59:06

like they just release a like like you

00:59:08

go back in all the Pepsi commercial

00:59:09

cataloges and they never actually saidy

00:59:12

and then they release a commercial

00:59:14

tomorrow that's just like an ice cold

00:59:19

pepy and everyone's like wait whoa whoa

00:59:24

what

00:59:26

and try diet peeps clay Ain seea of

00:59:29

[Laughter]

00:59:35

fire now I know what he's been doing for

00:59:37

the past six years ever since he got

00:59:40

second on

00:59:42

American go over to the tourist

00:59:45

information building and jump inside

00:59:47

through the window I'm assuming that's

00:59:49

this yes and I'm assuming that window is

00:59:51

this one go through the door ahead and

00:59:53

walk down the hill I'm assuming that

00:59:54

door is this one okay and this hill is

00:59:56

that one go under the hole in the chain

00:59:59

link fence I'm assuming the hole in the

01:00:01

chain link fence is this yes and I'm

01:00:03

assuming the crawling motion that I'm

01:00:04

about to do is this

01:00:08

one young man there's no need to feel

01:00:10

sass I said young man stick your hand in

01:00:13

my ass I said young man eat the poooo

01:00:16

you see eat the

01:00:19

poooo it's a sickness you

01:00:22

see we do not want it in UGA in YMCA oh

01:00:28

God we do not want it in the

01:00:31

YMCA it's a sickness in the Y

01:00:35

MCA God [__] damn it this could have

01:00:37

been my day this could have been my

01:00:40

moment to

01:00:41

shine but it certainly in front of a

01:00:43

guest and everything I

01:00:46

know I have no idea what's

01:00:49

happen in anyway

01:00:54

butterflies bee

01:00:57

please tell me this isn't real um why is

01:01:00

he in a cow hat because he no I don't

01:01:03

want to do this is so creepy Tinky Winky

01:01:06

is oh God oh my

01:01:09

God oh God it's over look at their

01:01:12

Christian minister dad very friendly oh

01:01:16

my it sounds like this girl's at

01:01:18

gunpoint like reading a

01:01:20

script say it it's very friendly I

01:01:25

always likees to drink in the park I

01:01:27

made it drink

01:01:33

gasoline I thought it would make him go

01:01:37

faster and then he went to

01:01:40

sleep fell we left him

01:01:44

there Alice is asleep now I love you

01:01:49

dog's like shut the [__] up I know I'm

01:01:52

asleep

01:02:01

bye I forgot we were playing with but he

01:02:04

used to yell [__] at me all the time and

01:02:06

I just I'd just be like whatever and

01:02:10

like pretend to like not be mad but I

01:02:11

was super

01:02:14

mad you mean when he would like tell you

01:02:16

to do stuff yeah yeah yeah and like it

01:02:19

be like stay in your room and you're

01:02:20

like I don't even care yeah I wanted to

01:02:23

stay in my room

01:02:40

I don't even have a problem with that

01:02:41

notion go I all my video games in here

01:02:44

I'll just play my video

01:02:46

games fine then

01:02:49

[Laughter]

01:02:54

fine it's

01:02:56

yeah and like later like half an hour

01:02:58

later everything would calm down well

01:03:00

he'd calm down I'd still be hot and he'd

01:03:02

be like danam have you calm down and I'm

01:03:05

like

01:03:09

yes y fine everything's

01:03:14

good I'm not

01:03:16

crying somebody put Tears on My

01:03:20

Pillow thirdly I love the idea

01:03:23

of the thought that I could stop you in

01:03:26

your tracks at any

01:03:29

time you're like and I'd just be [__]

01:03:32

happy to give you Darude Sandstorm the

01:03:35

live version you're like giving a eulogy

01:03:37

and I'm and I'm just like Aaron how

01:03:40

how's Sandstorm going

01:03:44

in now I go up here and then I press the

01:03:48

button and I go through here I kill the

01:03:51

guys up here they are dead okay I go

01:03:55

back down

01:03:56

I go around I kill these guys oh my God

01:04:00

why are they there why did they show up

01:04:03

right there they were

01:04:10

not dny please I'm sorry I don't mean to

01:04:15

[Laughter]

01:04:18

laugh you call me Danny so rarely like

01:04:22

you really must be in a state right now

01:04:28

I'm like an angry

01:04:30

mother wait Daniel oh I'm

01:04:33

scared uh I'm going to look away oh man

01:04:37

come on okay all right I'll do it you

01:04:39

got to be a part of this with me okay

01:04:41

you got to you got to you got to take

01:04:42

this on with me can we touch dicks I

01:04:44

I'll have more Inner Strength if we

01:04:45

touch

01:04:46

dicks I can one up I can do one better

01:04:51

okay we can make out with our dicks we

01:04:54

can make out with our

01:04:56

yeah so you make out with my dick and

01:04:58

I'll make out with your

01:05:01

dick I think your scream scared me more

01:05:04

than moner Sor I'm sorry sorry oh okay

01:05:07

it's less scary the second time and he

01:05:09

was holding one of his like yeah dude

01:05:11

you [__] did the thing while you were

01:05:12

talking yeah I told you I'm proud of you

01:05:14

got to go Zen wow I got Jersey there for

01:05:15

a second while you were talking did the

01:05:17

[__] thing you did the [__] thing

01:05:19

while you were

01:05:20

talking um so I I looked up from

01:05:22

generosi in apartment 3D you're nothing

01:05:26

but a

01:05:27

ho okay sorry go on a battle to decide

01:05:31

something like

01:05:32

this I'm a woman

01:05:35

now do they even say buff in UK it just

01:05:39

means someone who's like way into

01:05:40

something like someone who's a nerd for

01:05:42

something oh no we say that but what a

01:05:44

civil war B that's not a specific person

01:05:48

oh no yeah I was thinking names too yeah

01:05:50

I guess I'll say name if it's like

01:05:51

somebody wait no how does this make any

01:05:53

sense like it's a a War buff is like a

01:05:56

like a type of I know what a civil war

01:05:58

buff is I what I don't understand is how

01:06:01

is that the answer when they say person

01:06:03

well because like if you're a buff of

01:06:05

something you're when they say person

01:06:06

they don't necessarily mean person yeah

01:06:08

they mean like a per person well that's

01:06:12

not helpful on the map I didn't design this

01:06:15

game yeah wait I'm sensing a lot of

01:06:18

hostility Jacob dude I'll break it down

01:06:21

for you super easy oh [__] off a civil

01:06:23

war buff is like a guy who

01:06:29

[Laughter]

01:06:31

we should just have like one half hour

01:06:34

long miscommunication it's like the most

01:06:36

frustrating thing for people to watch no

01:06:39

no I he clearly just doesn't know what a

01:06:41

simple War buff is can you explain it to

01:06:43

him I'd be glad to you see in the 1800s

01:06:47

the Civil War this isn't even a game to

01:06:49

get mad about you but I'm not I'm sorry

01:06:52

I'm not playing nicely no you're just

01:06:55

fine dude what there's no ease dude if

01:07:00

rage wasn't welcome on this

01:07:03

show oh yeah I mean then we would have

01:07:06

no show there there I know what it is I

01:07:09

forgot to finish that sentence cuz I was

01:07:10

like oh it's my turn better concentrate

01:07:13

dude nice Farm AES we could start a new

01:07:15

life

01:07:17

Leo and now I'm just standing here with

01:07:19

my hand on my suspender is like well

01:07:22

this is a fun

01:07:24

pickle oh my my God I never noticed that

01:07:27

oh totally toally has like the mayor

01:07:29

like

01:07:31

mhm a fine day for

01:07:33

mayoring if I do say so myself oh death

01:07:38

approaches are you winning yeah you're

01:07:41

not winning uh yes we are Aaron has the

01:07:44

last blue that you need well maybe we'll

01:07:48

just quit suck it up maybe we'll quit

01:07:50

our jobs find some new editors yeah you

01:07:53

think so yep all right fine see if we

01:07:56

care okay as long as the works gets done

01:07:57

you know what I'm saying uh fine uh

01:08:00

you'll miss what we bring to the table

01:08:01

but that's fine what do you bring to the

01:08:03

table other than uh mediocrity oh my God

01:08:06

we purposely desync the

01:08:08

audio and then we tell you that the

01:08:10

hardware is

01:08:11

wrong but it's all us just to drive you

01:08:14

[__]

01:08:15

insane if that was the case I would I

01:08:18

would be like go [__] yourself

01:08:22

like all right upload the wrong episode

01:08:25

hey make sure this one's 10 minutes late

01:08:27

we're lroy boys we're the lacroy boys

01:08:30

dude just doing what lroy boys do we're

01:08:33

just lacroy boys doing what lroy boys do

01:08:36

I I can't remember what he says about

01:08:37

the sunscreen but he's just like I rub

01:08:39

it on my nips and the bell of my

01:08:42

[__] kills me every [__]

01:08:45

time oh my God good job Ryan yeah that's

01:08:49

a good one Mt if you're if you're

01:08:50

editing this tell Ryan to [__] off

01:08:55

tell Ryan to [__] off [__] off [__] off

01:08:59

[__] off [__] off

01:09:02

[Music]

01:09:07

F oh my God my life sucks you're still

01:09:12

technically winning though you have more

01:09:13

money than I do not winning oh your

01:09:15

salary went up

01:09:17

too oh I got a Bonus though of like

01:09:21

2,000 what the [__] cuz I have to

01:09:27

oh my

01:09:29

God look at how much money that

01:09:33

is holy

01:09:37

[__] the old [__] we were doing doesn't

01:09:40

even make a God damn dent on the grab

01:09:44

now Aaron Aaron

01:09:47

wins here we go is this going to be a

01:09:50

mixture of like really

01:09:57

a oh this boat being in the way is so

01:10:00

annoying What boat

01:10:03

this is that what you call a boat this

01:10:06

you call that a knife this is a knife

01:10:09

this is a broken

01:10:10

car oh man how do

01:10:13

I I think that's how you get it out

01:10:31

oh my

01:10:33

God my brain is

01:10:36

melting it's still pretty narrow it's

01:10:39

it's tight but you can get it through

01:10:40

there that's how they got it in to

01:10:42

answer your question from

01:10:46

earlier holy

01:10:50

[__] can't believe I just watched you

01:10:53

destroy a side of a house for 2 hours

01:10:56

while the door is right around the

01:10:58

side hold on no don't take a selfie

01:11:01

right now I got there's no time I got to

01:11:04

make I got to make sure I get this one

01:11:08

this is going to be great you are such

01:11:09

an [__] this is going to be great on

01:11:10

the mantle dude you're losing [__]

01:11:12

precious life that you can't get back F

01:11:14

it's Ganondorf when am I ever going to

01:11:16

see Ganondorf again what are you a

01:11:18

Japanese tourist dude [__] all right

01:11:19

here we go here we go here we go uh done

01:11:31

wait shut up sh

01:11:33

silence uh Sonic you don't know anything

01:11:37

about this world take this garbage I

01:11:40

found it [__] just like it like weighs a

01:11:43

th000 lbs he's

01:11:45

like [__] now he's like knuckle dragging

01:11:48

along the ground got to drag fast got to

01:11:51

drag fast isn't this supposed to get

01:11:53

right in his eye and be he's like oh

01:11:54

[__] [__] I [__] up ow like I [__]

01:11:59

up like

01:12:01

eye ey ye that's

01:12:05

you are you [__] serious yeah ewe is

01:12:09

you Aaron E ye e oh my bad yeah I was

01:12:12

thinking of that oh my God I would

01:12:14

whatever man I just I misheard you and I

01:12:16

Mis thought it you did not mishear me

01:12:19

you repeated what I said spelled it

01:12:21

wrong I I just thought my letter word I

01:12:24

know I I've Ed you want to try spelling

01:12:28

the what's this word close the door

01:12:31

close it close it close the [__] door

01:12:34

close the

01:12:38

door oh my

01:12:40

God I'm going to lose $2

01:12:45

million screaming it at the

01:12:49

table people are like placing bets

01:12:51

they're like I'd like to switch my bet

01:12:57

Barry I'm sorry to ask this can I just

01:12:59

get a little smiling floating Burger

01:13:01

across the screen from right to left

01:13:04

thank you man I just need I just need to

01:13:06

see something different [__] the burger

01:13:08

get out of here Bergie okay just make

01:13:10

him go a little faster go get out get

01:13:12

get out of here Bergie you don't belong

01:13:15

here you're not you you messed me up

01:13:19

Bergie you did it you distracted me I

01:13:24

was going to jump and then you were all

01:13:26

like oh my happy Burger d

01:13:31

d [__] sucks

01:13:34

bro doesn't help me one

01:13:39

bit call upon [__] Bergie in my time

01:13:42

of need Jesus

01:13:45

Christ no no not flamethrower oh [__] no

01:13:49

did you [__] it up

01:13:51

no no did you really [__] it up

01:13:57

what is wrong with

01:13:59

you how do you [__] up a menu when it

01:14:02

comes to Children my eyes never deceive

01:14:03

me that's the same [__] she was saying

01:14:05

before wait what the [__] oh too bad the

01:14:09

greedy teacher wants 20 of

01:14:12

them that's what I [__] I have 20 I

01:14:17

have 20 I have 20 whole ones oh I have

01:14:20

to actually give

01:14:23

physically come on C the [__] on don't

01:14:27

even give me that [__] I love it and in

01:14:30

front of and my

01:14:32

gift no I was going to get mad

01:14:36

puss here we go more bets 23 23 23 23

01:14:40

here it is 23 [__] yeah 31 [__] you 31

01:14:45

you [__] piece of garbage [__] ass

01:14:47

penis liquor licking penis I don't need

01:14:51

your rupes well that's not quite enough

01:14:53

if you collect 20 of them come the [__]

01:14:55

on I just gave you

01:14:59

one I just literally gave you

01:15:04

one I can't believe you you're wearing

01:15:09

it on your [__]

01:15:13

neck she's like that's this is from this

01:15:16

one doesn't count this from you're a

01:15:18

teacher 1 + 19 is [__] 20

01:15:26

I cannot believe you wow yeah that is

01:15:29

that is some [__] you still you're

01:15:32

thinking about ignoring me get bigger

01:15:37

hands hey fats you're okay so what two

01:15:41

now oh that's right you're after

01:15:44

G to before you can even try hustle and

01:15:47

Big G don't worry we'll cut the lines up

01:15:48

to make it feel natural you can give

01:15:50

somebody who hasn't used Uber yet a code

01:15:53

okay to uh give them a free ride and to

01:15:57

give you a free ride okay so I figured

01:16:00

hey oh you sneaky [__] are are you

01:16:02

about to never pay for an Uber ride for

01:16:04

the rest of your life you sneaky [__]

01:16:07

oh it's so crazy slaughtering me at this

01:16:09

point

01:16:10

now

01:16:13

yay [__] Cracker Barrel we sell him

01:16:15

in the gift shop yeah Oh Aaron why sorry

01:16:18

force of habit I do feel bad I I I I

01:16:21

that's the first time I've ever attacked

01:16:22

a sheep in this game please don't tell

01:16:24

my wife wife yeah I was just going to

01:16:25

say Susie would be like not the

01:16:27

sheepy yeah she'd be pretty upset don't

01:16:30

tell my wife please don't go on

01:16:32

Instagram and tell my wife she's going

01:16:33

to see this she's she's she'll be

01:16:35

[__]

01:16:36

cross she'll come at me and I'll think

01:16:39

something's actually wrong someone

01:16:40

someone's going to like slow it down

01:16:43

like into an agonizing where you really

01:16:45

see the Sheep's like heads slowly come

01:16:47

up

01:16:50

like no but seriously one day I'm going

01:16:52

to get home and she's going to be like

01:16:53

Aaron

01:16:55

we need to talk about something I'm like

01:16:57

oh my God what's going

01:16:59

on be like I can't believe you like what

01:17:03

did I do like it's not even confirmed

01:17:06

that I killed it it wasn't even a

01:17:07

confirmed kill it was oh it was 100% a

01:17:10

confirmed kill whoops oh by the way all

01:17:13

you [__] out there okay easy

01:17:15

now no this is for real though all right

01:17:18

all you [__] out there when I

01:17:20

killed that sheep and I said don't tell

01:17:22

my wife oh did they all tell and then

01:17:24

everyone told my

01:17:26

wife that was real [__]

01:17:30

uncool [__] them off he's touching dicks

01:17:35

he wants to touch dicks with me I don't

01:17:36

want to touch dicks with him he's his

01:17:37

dick is probably

01:17:40

gross

01:17:43

stop

01:17:45

no merry Christmas everybody who knows

01:17:48

how much time I'll have I would say go

01:17:50

in the mall first yeah but then I got to

01:17:53

uh that's where a hel opter is not and

01:17:56

all the weapons are it's dark he can't

01:17:58

see

01:17:59

me he's look the helicopter's way over

01:18:02

there oh God are you insane no it's dark

01:18:04

over here he can't see me check it can

01:18:06

he can't see

01:18:08

me oh my

01:18:10

God any any goddamn minority has

01:18:14

been rallying behind white superheroes

01:18:17

why can't I rally behind a black

01:18:19

superhero right yeah I mean Dora the

01:18:21

Explorer is [__] Chinese and no one

01:18:24

has a problem with

01:18:25

she's

01:18:29

Chinese we've been waiting for you to

01:18:31

wake up today is

01:18:36

[Laughter]

01:18:40

football it's like being in a room with

01:18:43

aliens that are trying to learn how to

01:18:45

be

01:18:46

[Laughter]

01:18:53

human what's the deal with eggplants I

01:18:56

mean they're not eggs they're not plants

01:18:58

[__] you you fck I feel

01:19:03

liketh what's the deal with eggplants

01:19:05

it's not an egg it's not a plant [__]

01:19:09

you by the way Darth Vader's Luke

01:19:11

Skywalk his father to oh [__] spoiler

01:19:15

owl God damn it I hate you spoiler owl I

01:19:19

thought you were a regular information

01:19:20

giving owl but in fact you're the famous

01:19:22

spoiler owl God God damn it Rose but is

01:19:27

a sled foiled and spoiled

01:19:31

again spoiler owl is the [__]

01:19:34

funniest idea for a character except we

01:19:37

can't like make him a regular thing or

01:19:38

else we will spoil tons of [__] for

01:19:40

people and they'll get super mad yeah oh

01:19:43

[__] it I knew it it's spoiler owl don't

01:19:44

get near

01:19:46

me he's just like St kill Dumbledore

01:19:49

take no spoil out you [__] [__]

01:19:55

Jesus I actually didn't know that Aaron

01:19:57

what I've never seen the Harry Potter

01:19:59

movies thanks you actually [__]

01:20:03

spoiled something for me with spoiler

01:20:04

owl oh sorry oh are you serious what you

01:20:09

[__] dick that's not what happened oh

01:20:11

I heard it very clearly not what

01:20:13

happened you repeated it no oh man see

01:20:17

you're not an internet goer any other

01:20:19

[__] internet go would be like yeah

01:20:21

cuz that was a meme for a while cool

01:20:23

it's a meme it's not the truth

01:20:25

I chose a Citizen Cane spoiler because

01:20:27

that movie is 70 years old Harry

01:20:30

Potter's been out for like 20 years it

01:20:32

has not it's been out for

01:20:34

[Laughter]

01:20:37

long you're my own personal spoiler owl

01:20:41

you're not really my type but if you

01:20:43

really want to get your hand on my body

01:20:46

so badly I guess I'll have to fight you

01:20:50

you know it's like oh I lost I love

01:20:52

riding horses what do you think about

01:20:55

that dead

01:20:57

horse yay pony

01:21:00

rides I asked for ponies for my

01:21:05

birthday if I came to you and asked you

01:21:07

for $30,000 out of nowhere what would be

01:21:11

uh a reason that you would actually like

01:21:13

give it to

01:21:15

me if you were dying no no not like that

01:21:19

but like if all right let's say

01:21:22

hypothetically I was looking to build a

01:21:25

leopard pit in my house with Barry a

01:21:31

gold leopard pit it's on your own

01:21:33

[__] dime I'm not going no wa you why

01:21:36

what do you mean why why you so offended

01:21:38

when you complete a line Pac-Man they

01:21:40

all go they all go blue and Pac-Man

01:21:43

comes down and he eats them hey he eats

01:21:45

the ghost like they have dinner or lunch

01:21:47

or whatever you guys eat in the morning

01:21:49

that [__] do anything for you God

01:21:51

damn it you want to sniff my balls real

01:21:54

quick

01:21:56

hey

01:21:59

Pac-Man why don't you get on this sack

01:22:03

man it's just like the idea somebody

01:22:05

just like [__] he sees Pacman like

01:22:08

walking on the streets and he's like hey

01:22:10

yo hey Pac-Man suck my [__]

01:22:15

bulls why do you nibble on my sack you

01:22:19

piece of yellow [__] hey

01:22:23

Pac-Man yeah yeah I know you heard me

01:22:26

yeah don't walk away like you don't hey

01:22:28

don't pretend like you didn't hear me

01:22:30

you [__]

01:22:33

[__] you [__] round yellow

01:22:36

piece of [__] whenever I go to a party I

01:22:39

don't know what the [__] to say to

01:22:40

people so I'm just like nice

01:22:43

coat and they're like oh thanks I got it

01:22:45

from J C Petty and I'm like uhhuh uhhuh

01:22:49

uhhuh I've read a ton of books and had a

01:22:51

lot of practice on talking to people I

01:22:53

could [__] give a lecture on how to

01:22:55

talk to people right right um first ask

01:22:58

them about their

01:22:59

coat like

01:23:01

uhhuh for the next half

01:23:06

hour but um and if they stop talking

01:23:08

about their cat for any reason [__]

01:23:11

Panic if you threw me in a conversation

01:23:14

with some Rando I would totally be able

01:23:16

to talk to them what if they were

01:23:17

Mexican what if it's like a Mexican

01:23:21

Rando well then I guess I'd have to

01:23:23

learn a whole new language

01:23:26

crap how's your

01:23:30

coat see see

01:23:33

see isn't that you stop shut up I'm Sor

01:23:37

you're embarrassing me well I mean [__]

01:23:39

everyone heard it what what is the guy's

01:23:42

deal like don't change the subject you

01:23:45

can't SP I'm trying to fight this [__]

01:23:47

you can't spell I I I can't I just

01:23:49

wasn't I saw it in my head as ew I have

01:23:52

problems with that all right sometimes I

01:23:54

have problems with like the only way it

01:23:56

could have been worse is if I was trying

01:23:57

to spell I as in letter

01:24:01

I I'm sorry okay Jesus give me a [__]

01:24:06

break we have decided to um to continue

01:24:10

with Dead Rising even though it's past

01:24:11

Halloween because we were having lots of

01:24:13

fun man here's how devoted we are to uh

01:24:16

continuing this playthrough right I

01:24:18

forgot to say I didn't know this game

01:24:20

didn't have Autos save because I don't

01:24:23

read right is evident in every game

01:24:25

grumps episode ever right uh so you have

01:24:29

to manually save which I did not do so

01:24:32

Dan was like hey let's keep doing Dead

01:24:34

Rising and I was like cool that sounds

01:24:35

great and then I I loaded it up and it

01:24:37

was like start new game and I was like

01:24:39

no continue and it was like what and

01:24:43

then suddenly we're back in the

01:24:44

helicopter with dude and it's like take

01:24:47

me down here and we're like God damn it

01:24:49

but here's here's here's something else

01:24:51

that'll tickle your fancy probably took

01:24:53

me about 9 minutes to get to

01:24:56

this does anyone actually know the

01:24:58

Smashmouth Guy's real name uh I thought

01:25:00

his name was Smashmouth yeah uh Mr mouth

01:25:04

somebody wants to oh God whoa whoa when

01:25:08

he talks he's just like hello could you

01:25:10

make me a sandwich I'd like some lettuce

01:25:13

and

01:25:15

tomato um would you like pickles on that

01:25:18

sandwich yep what a

01:25:21

concept all right next time on game grub

01:25:23

all right woo smash mouth comes to visit

01:25:25

does he that's the no oh so I fired

01:25:29

again and I missed and then I missed

01:25:31

again and and then I fired again and

01:25:33

then I missed and then I fired and then

01:25:35

I fired and I missed I missed both times

01:25:37

and then I fired and I missed just went

01:25:39

on for several hours and then I fired

01:25:42

and then I

01:25:43

missed and then I was out of bullets and

01:25:45

then I got sand I had a popsicle and

01:25:47

then I passed out in the snow and then I

01:25:49

woke up and then I reloaded and then I

01:25:51

fired and then I missed

01:25:54

I missed again I fired I hit something

01:25:57

but it wasn't what I was going for so I

01:25:58

guess I missed I passed out

01:26:02

again had another

01:26:05

popsic I had a dream that I was firing

01:26:07

at something I

01:26:09

missed I keep

01:26:11

asking warm all day

01:26:14

but secret weapon I don't like to T Mar

01:26:19

for babies I want to play Call of Duty

01:26:21

sh man all right call D you shoot him

01:26:28

man no what the [__] even what even with

01:26:33

this this is such

01:26:36

[Applause]

01:26:38

garbage and he's going to do a chin move

01:26:40

unavoidable chin move unavoidable chin

01:26:44

move come my lady come come my lady

01:26:47

you're my butterfly sugar

01:26:50

baby yeah I'll make your I'll make your

01:26:53

legs [__] Nick you'll make me go

01:26:56

crazy ow oh ow oh

01:27:02

oh my dick's falling off and um what was

01:27:05

the bside I can't you think I [__]

01:27:07

remember the life in the highway

01:27:09

cassette bide oh no no it was CD um it

01:27:12

was CD I because uh my it used mine like

01:27:17

had a scratch in it and it used to skip

01:27:19

like right at that gimme gim thing so

01:27:21

it' be like I want to ride it all night

01:27:25

long give me give me give me give me

01:27:27

give me give me give me give me give me

01:27:29

give me me and it like made me laugh so

01:27:31

much and my dad would get so pissed he's

01:27:34

like d what is that noise [__] you

01:27:37

Jubilee what the [__] you [__] dick

01:27:40

boy Jubilee is quite the

01:27:44

tough what did you do a [__] why did you

01:27:47

hit calculator I didn't oh God damn it

01:27:50

bring it back I how how there's another

01:27:53

C

01:27:56

I'm dead oh my God how did I not die I

01:27:58

don't know I don't know I was just

01:27:59

flailing wildly and she was staying away

01:28:02

[__] off [__]

01:28:04

off oh man why'd you go and do that I

01:28:08

have so many [__]

01:28:11

Souls you [__]

01:28:13

[__] you [__] Jubilee man [__]

01:28:17

a [__] and I can't even blame it on the

01:28:19

calculator thing cuz no I think you can

01:28:22

everything was you had full health and

01:28:23

then you had half Health when we came

01:28:25

back well on the plus side now I'm all

01:28:29

the way over 4 check out all these

01:28:30

calculators I can make [__] boom bam

01:28:32

baby extra calculators for days why do

01:28:36

you have a button for that I don't have

01:28:38

a button for that the keyboard has a

01:28:40

button for that bam well thank you yeah

01:28:43

anyway I'm going to go ahead and scroll

01:28:45

through all these calculators to get

01:28:46

back to Dark Souls

01:28:48

3 don't even get me started don't even

01:28:51

don't even get me started oh now now you

01:28:54

done it now I'm started did you [__] my

01:28:56

wife did you start me did you [__] my

01:28:58

wife did you get me started did you [__]

01:29:00

my wife think you [__] my wife and got

01:29:01

me started I got started cuz you [__] my

01:29:04

wife that's exactly the reason I got

01:29:07

started if I could trace back to the

01:29:10

moment where I got started it will

01:29:13

definitely be definitely be when you

01:29:16

[__] my

01:29:18

wife I'm not I'm not just I'm not just

01:29:21

interpolating here that is UN

01:29:24

when I got

01:29:26

started without a doubt the number one

01:29:30

time I got started I'm a porcupine and

01:29:33

I'm started Mochi woke me up this

01:29:35

morning Mochi yeah [__] was

01:29:37

meowing like a like a [__] driving like

01:29:40

crazy like a crazy crazy crazy loud cat

01:29:44

he was just like and I was like whoa and

01:29:47

like you know he does it sometimes cuz

01:29:49

he wants us to be up and it's like I

01:29:50

don't want to be up Mochi I'm sleeping

01:29:52

right now I just got off a flight I'm

01:29:54

tired right and like don't need any of

01:29:56

your [__] [__] stops me out

01:29:59

after a while but then he me out again

01:30:00

and I'm like okay something's wrong so I

01:30:01

got up and I was like are you sick buddy

01:30:03

and then he just like runs to his food

01:30:04

dish cuz he wants me to pet his ass

01:30:06

while he's

01:30:08

eating I'm like Mochi what if you were

01:30:11

sleeping and I just went up to you and I

01:30:12

was like hey buddy hey buddy Pat my ass

01:30:15

I want to draw I can teach you no you

01:30:18

can't no one can why it's forever I'm

01:30:23

I'm just the worst that you dude drawing

01:30:27

is so easy yeah when you can draw but

01:30:31

you can learn to draw this is the

01:30:33

reverse conversation that we've had

01:30:34

about singing a thousand

01:30:37

times well I'm learning to sing though

01:30:39

right and I'm getting better at it oh

01:30:41

yeah why don't you get better at drawing

01:30:44

well because uh that wouldn't prove my

01:30:47

point I think anybody can draw yeah you

01:30:50

do and it's true

01:30:54

could you not draw at all like when you

01:30:57

started of course do you think I came

01:30:59

out the [__] drawing [__] Mozart I

01:31:03

do watch this watch this watch it watch

01:31:06

watch watch

01:31:09

watch yeah yeah oh my God oh my

01:31:17

God holy [__] oh my god wow dude this

01:31:23

might be a good time to tap out cash out

01:31:28

yeah next time on game I'm going to buy

01:31:30

my girl [__] diamond rings yo I'm

01:31:32

going to buy her like 30 trumpets

01:31:37

damn can buy the whole [__] Glen

01:31:39

Miller

01:31:41

Orchestra

01:31:43

woo holy crap I told you the Fortress

01:31:48

never fails that was amazing it never

01:31:50

fails except for those first 12 times

01:31:52

when it failed yeah but you know what as

01:31:54

long as you got 20 grand to

01:31:57

burn be the who five Z

01:32:08

two welcome back welcome back to game

01:32:11

room that's that's one of the first

01:32:12

times ever where you have cracked

01:32:14

yourself up like I cracked myself

01:32:17

up just the idea of like one of the guys

01:32:20

from that band like not making it to the

01:32:23

show

01:32:25

and the other one has to do just his

01:32:26

parts from the I would walk 5,000 m

01:32:28

songs where he's

01:32:31

like just just to be the man who F Zen

01:32:37

[Laughter]

01:32:49

to if you can make one clean turn I will

01:32:53

consider you the the winner of this

01:32:54

round absolutely not absolutely

01:32:57

impossible okay basketball there we go

01:32:59

there we oh my God done 360 no scope

01:33:03

wait wait wait wait I can give her some

01:33:04

of these ribs no stop oh she's fighting

01:33:07

you take my ribs she's fighting you

01:33:08

you're going to die Vicky but Vicki

01:33:11

you're going to die I went the wrong

01:33:14

way it's right there it's right there

01:33:17

it's right it's right there it's right

01:33:18

there Vicki follow me please please

01:33:21

sweetheart I don't care that you're

01:33:23

upset at me all right I want you to be

01:33:25

healthy and happy and no you're

01:33:27

dead you're a dead woman it's right

01:33:30

there get in get in come with me Vicky

01:33:31

Vicki come come with me Vicki

01:33:35

[Laughter]

01:33:43

please oh

01:33:46

no oh Vicky oh my God that is the

01:33:50

saddest

01:33:53

a you went through so much

01:33:56

together back away from my

01:33:59

girlfriend Oh Aaron don't be sad don't

01:34:03

be sad don't be mad be glad like my

01:34:07

friend Chad oh you're very mad you're

01:34:10

like the seething kind of mad where you

01:34:12

can't even say

01:34:15

anything I like to imagine you know how

01:34:17

like people when they do the um game

01:34:19

grumps animated yeah they'll put you and

01:34:21

I in the position of like the the

01:34:23

character of the game we're playing even

01:34:25

though sometimes like there's only one

01:34:27

character but it's like the two of us

01:34:29

who hi I like to imagine that like I'm

01:34:32

next to you in the in the Resident Evil

01:34:35

Mansion just just wandering stupidly

01:34:38

with like my eyes like looking around

01:34:39

like the world is full of magic oh wow

01:34:42

look at that stained glass window I'm

01:34:43

just like please shut up please stop I

01:34:46

have to concentrate deep down inside W

01:34:49

what is going on yeah I don't

01:34:52

know okay hey oh I'm out of here oh he's

01:34:56

already

01:34:57

dead okay all right I'll see you

01:35:01

guys what is happening Jesus

01:35:04

Christ that was just like real space

01:35:07

that was some [__] that would happen in

01:35:08

real space don't just sit there above

01:35:10

the D and smile at

01:35:13

me okay all right okay

01:35:19

Tails wow your one remaining son is like

01:35:22

at the bottom like

01:35:25

well next time on Game Grumps looks like

01:35:29

I'm going to have to find a new

01:35:32

uncle and new brothers yeah looks like

01:35:35

the keyboard player died and it's like

01:35:38

face down on that one

01:35:40

cord oh this is taking 1 million per of

01:35:44

my concentration right now all right for

01:35:46

me though I could [__] tell my life

01:35:47

story here we go really at age six I was

01:35:50

born without a face

01:35:54

you use the infinite dger no not the

01:35:56

infinite dger you'll die really yes you

01:36:00

sure about that yes I'm 100% sure that

01:36:02

you'll die if you use the infinite

01:36:03

dagger

01:36:08

in

01:36:10

dagger cool damn it great job dying

01:36:13

Aaron what what happened why didn't you

01:36:16

warn me what happened did you die no way

01:36:21

hello ah

01:36:25

my name is Big G the G stands for

01:36:30

goonan let us know when you're done

01:36:33

gooning Mr

01:36:36

G it's like the girls playing the

01:36:41

band Jenny take that Baseline for a walk

01:36:44

you got it got it Mr

01:36:47

G oh so my dad saw the picture of Brian

01:36:50

and I that we took for Instagram in

01:36:52

front like smiling in front of the boxes

01:36:56

um and those are like a fourth of the

01:36:57

boxes that we have to do but he meant to

01:37:00

write you poor guys how many CDs in

01:37:02

every box uh here's what he actually

01:37:06

wrote you poor

01:37:08

gays how many CDs in every

01:37:11

box I've

01:37:14

got no

01:37:16

money why I spent it all on gambling

01:37:23

we did it is will that kill her yeah she

01:37:26

[__] dead nice I might I might be

01:37:28

dead yeah that's actually wow you've got

01:37:30

a lot of Spears in I got some problems

01:37:33

right now I'll just say right now I got

01:37:36

99 problems but excess blood in my

01:37:39

system is not

01:37:41

one this is gun Dum battle assault D

01:37:45

look at the side of the Box gun Dum

01:37:48

going to be Big Zam you're going to be

01:37:50

Big Zam Big Zam [__] what the

01:37:52

[__] you better recogniz oh no big deal

01:37:55

just Big

01:37:56

Zam who should I be now I don't know I

01:37:59

think I'll be Big

01:38:02

Zam [__] it I'm going to be [__]

01:38:04

newelle good there's not enough room on

01:38:07

the

01:38:08

screen you're right I I should mix it

01:38:11

up going be Big Zam again yeah no I

01:38:15

wouldn't do that I got be Psycho Hey Big

01:38:19

Zam woo let's do it oh ow

01:38:24

my robot nuts the the whole top row is

01:38:26

Boss characters oh I see so so these are

01:38:30

all like normal characters right here so

01:38:31

if I were to pick like um I don't know

01:38:35

like Big Zam for

01:38:37

instance yeah that's the size of real

01:38:41

Gundam where's the original gunam there

01:38:42

he

01:38:44

ISO aahana looks pretty cool hey big

01:38:47

[Laughter]

01:38:51

Z hello KNE all right all right I think

01:38:54

uh I think this round calls

01:38:58

for bigam you son of a [__] I can't

01:39:01

believe you do that big